Wednesday, 24 April 2013

A rant about parking at Hammersmith Hospital, which I slightly hope no one reads.

I know this is another diversion from cooking, but I have worked myself up into a right tizz about the fact that Hammersmith parking services seem to think it is perfectly acceptable to ask me to waste NHS medical staff time to prove that I was detained in a paediatric consultant appointment and thus got my 3-minute-late parking ticket.

If anyone out there is, for example, a pissed off Dr at the hospital fed up of being asked to provide a letter ON HEADED PAPER (seriously do these people know how many attempts at printing it takes not to get it back to front and upside down, that is two patient appointments worth) for patients whose appointments go overdue, mostly because quite rightly more urgent cases came in and had to be seen to first... anyway if anyone is out there please feel free to share this with one of the idiot parking people or hospital management. Their response to my letter below was 1) the car park doesnt mainly serve the hospital (oh really, funny how it is LOCATED NEXT TO THE HOSPITAL) and 2) I failed to provide a letter on headed hospital paper proving that I was detained (Goddam right, I believe it would be immoral to ask them to do so) and 3) my suggestion at how they might avoid such problems in the past, like with a phone and pay system, was ignored and my other suggestion dismissed.
[now added - my response their theirs, below]


To: Hammersmith and Fulham parking services
Cc: Steve McManus, Chief Operating Officer, Hammersmith Hospital/Queen Charlotte’s Hospital (Imperial College Healthcare) [nb no reply from him, probably he has better things to do]

27 January 2013, sent again after Notice to Owner 27 March 2013

Dear Sir/Madam,

PCN XXXXXX APPEAL
Re: Does Hammersmith and Fulham parking really think it has the right to sap NHS staff time to justify its penalty charge notices?

Thank you for your notice to owner reviewing my appeal for the penalty charge notice. To review the situation, I was issued the PCN a few minutes after my hour long ticket expired as I was with the Consultant paediatrician at Queen Charlottes/Hammersmith Hospital for an appointment in the paediatrics department with my unwell 3 month old daughter. The walk between the car park and the clinic with my baby and car seat (total about 7kg) was about ten minutes.

You asked me to provide you with a letter on hospital headed paper to verify that this appointment ran later than anticipated.  Therefore, one of the following must be true:
a)    You believe it is morally acceptable to ask busy, highly trained NHS staff to check their attendance records to see if an appointment from more than a month ago ran over scheduled time. Presumably you know that no such record is likely to exist, so this is knowingly wasting the time of the NHS personnel.
or
b)   You ask this in the knowledge that any moral person will believe this to be an immoral request and be forced to capitulate to your demands

Given that this car park serves mainly the Hammersmith/Queen Charlottes Hospital, the majority of its users must find it difficult to predict how long their waiting time for their appointment must be and how long that appointment will last.  And a maternity hospital, too.  Are the following scenarios ethically acceptable do you think?

SCENE 1:
The scene:  woman has been in labour for 36 hours. She is mentally and physically exhausted, however she is determined to have a birth without high-end pain relief.  Because of this, she is reliant on her husband- her birth partner- and the hospital staff for support and encouragement for a good outcome to the birth.
Midwife: well done – you have worked so hard to get here, we can see the baby’s head now, you are nearly there.  Breathe
Husband: sorry honey but I just have to nip out and put some more money on the parking
Woman: I AM DIVORCING YOU AS SOON AS WE GET OUT OF HERE

SCENE 2: the paediatric walk-in unit, having arrived at an appointed time but been waiting an hour for justifiably more important cases to be seen first, mother and baby are seen by paediatric consultant:
Consultant: so we have reviewed the symptoms, now lets discuss the risks and benefits of putting your infant on this drug at 3 months old
Mother: sorry, I can’t stay as my parking is about to run out so I won’t be able to listen to this part of the conversation
Or
Mother:  sorry could you stop the appointment and I will come back in 20 minutes when I have walked to the car and back to put more on the parking

The solution:
May I ask why you have not introduced a barrier system whereby visitors enter, take a ticket, and pay for the time that has expired when they leave?  It seems a very simple idea and would prevent the absurd situation of people trying to predict how long they are going to take to give birth, trying to predict their hospital visit, and most importantly, you would not be asking people to use up NHS resources to justify how long they were at the hospital.  Alternatively many councils are using payment by phone where you can top up remotely if you are running late.

A more cynical person than me might think that not having a barrier/phone system was a deliberate ploy to earn more revenue through the PCNs that you know you will be able to issue when people have unpredictable timings for their parking.

I previously sent you this letter with the parking ticket that I bought in good faith, which you did not return to me. I trust this will be passed on as appropriate.

I trust that you will cancel my PCN and urgently review the parking system.  If you do not consider this faithfully, I will be delighted to seek the opinion of a broader audience on this matter through social media/consumer affairs programmes.

Yours,

XXXXXX

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Following their response I have sent this:

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter in which you either dismiss or ignore many of the points in my letter. Perhaps you did not have time to read my letter properly so I am highlighting the points you did not address or misunderstood below:

1)   you mentioned it would not be possible to install a barrier system as it would need to be manned. However you ignored my suggestion for pay-by-text. I am sure you know that this is used successfully elsewhere, would solve issues of people in hospital appointments or in the waiting room needing to top up payments and would not require on-site staff.
2)   You persist in demanding a letter on headed paper to say that my appointment with the consultant paediatrician in the paediatric ambulatory care unit ran over, causing my parking ticket to run over by 4 minutes.  You also ignore my question about whether you think it is morally acceptable to ask highly qualified and busy medical staff to do such a task, especially given that you have ignored my suggestion for making it easier for patients to top up their parking (see point 1).  Can I suggest that you therefore print this letter onto your headed paper and send it to the entire staff of the Hammersmith and Queen Charlottes Hospitals?
Dear Doctors, Nurses, other healthcare professionals and support staff based at Queen Charlottes and the Hammersmith Hospital. 

We run the car park behind your hospital.

Occasionally you may be quite busy in your clinic/on your ward, and patients who think they are there for an hour may be there longer.  On these occasions we would like you to write a letter on your headed note paper for every patient parking in the car park to state the reason for the delay.  Each letter may take you about 10-15 minutes to do, which might be the same amount of time as it takes for you to see a patient, however we think that is just fine. If we or any of our relatives want to be seen in your clinic we won’t mind at all that you are writing letters about parking.

Thank you, the parking team.

3)   You note that the car park is not intended primarily to be a hospital car park, it is for people using the Scrubs or the prison or other activities in the area. The fact that it is a large car park next to the hospital, which has only a small car park, is something you choose to ignore.  I think you might want to do a reality check on this one, or perhaps put up a notice that says something like “Don’t use this car park if you are using the hospital and are not prepared to waste NHS staff time if your appointment runs over and you can’t leave your appointment and do a 20 minute round trip to the car with your 7kg baby to top up the meter”
4)   You note that the car park is under local authority not run by the hospital, and that this is a key part of your argument for justifying the above.  I apologise for being blunt but you need to get out more.  Can I recommend Douglas Adams point of view gun, in which the user firing the gun sees a situation from the other persons point of view?  Here are some things running through peoples minds when they are parking in the car park:
a.     “I am really worried about seeing my aunt Gladys/mum/daughter. We are waiting for some news on some tests/having a difficult procedure/I am upset about it but trying not to show it for their sake”
b.     “I really hope the results are ok, my heart would break if there was anything really wrong with them. The staff are great and I know they are doing their best.”
c.      “Afterwards I need to get to pick up my child from school/take some shopping to my dad/go to work, but I don’t want to rush this visit either”
d.     I wonder which authority runs this car park? Obviously it makes my life materially different if it’s the hospital or the local authority and I will give the matter some serious thought.

Once again I look forward to hearing from you.

Sunday, 4 September 2011

Bottle of cold water to last all day

UK residents: given that the segue from summer to winter took about 5 minutes on Friday afternoon to pass through autumn, this might not appeal. However it came in useful in Italy in 40 degree heat this summer.  


Here's a tip I picked up in Sri Lanka. If you want to keep a bottle of water cold all day, stick it in the freezer overnight to produce a giant ice cube.  It will melt gradually giving you icy water to hand. 

Italy: tomatoes good, coronation chicken bad.

As I start to write this post and recall my strong feelings towards the Italian tomato, I am wondering whether anyone has written a really good poem about a tomato.  There turn out to be a number.  In "I bought a pet tomato" Devang Gandhi wonders why his new pet can't catch a frisbee (derived from the banana version?).  The Washington Post posted a whole feature inviting tomato based poetry from its readers.  And over at the Poetry Showcase, Betty O'Neil notes that "Corporations can make their "ugly" tomato but when I bake I'll go farm to table."

After a week of Food Zombie behaviour in Italy (concentrated loafing alternated with preparing or eating meals), I firmly believe that an ugly tomato is a tasty tomato.  We spent 18 Euros on a weeks worth of amazing fresh fruit and veg from this grocer in Lucca, including a bagful of fresh porcini.

It was slightly miserable to return to the UK, where unless you have the luxury of an accessible farmers market, supermarket vegetables MUST LOOK IDENTICAL, come with 5 layers of packaging and little taste.  In contrast, the quality of the always-seasonal produce  in Italy is so high that you just need to throw things together to create an amazing meal.  In fact you could have zero technical cooking skills and provide gorgeous grub.  This weekend I heard a story about a friend of a friend this weekend who moved to Italy, spoke great Italian, was beautiful and lovely and was adored by all her neighbours. She invited them over for a party and served a range of traditional Italian dishes and salads. She also thought it would be fun to introduce them to Coronation Chicken, as you know a sweet curried chicken dish featuring almonds and raisins.  The HORROR! The Italians were aghast at such a strange dish, rejecting the combination of sweet, spicy and poultry as alien, outside their range and not to be touched.  Perhaps the UK's less strong food culture has allowed us to absorb the flavours and techniques of other cultures more easily.

So here are a few ideas for easily assembled dishes from an Italian repertoire:








Italy: Stuffed courgette/zucchini flowers

These beautiful courgette flowers can be converted into little parcels of joy by stuffing with really whatever you want.  Try:


- mix cream cheese/ricotta with a raw egg, toasted pine nuts, breadcrumbs, herbs, seasoning and maybe some other veg like roasted red peppers or aubergine.  
- Stuff a courgette flower with the mix and roast with a bit of olive oil lining the pan.  The egg will set the mixture on cooking.
-nb check inside the flower for critters! An extra unintended dose of protein?

Italy: pasta pasta

The tuscans sell a range of eensy weensy pastas for use in soups, pastine (see diagram below).  


Here, we were slightly using up ingredients and combined spinach and ricotta ravioli with some farfalline, grated and sliced courgette, ricotta mixed with lemon zest, garlic and pine nuts, green beans and thyme. It was reallllllly nice.

Italy: salad salad

To make: add lots of vegetables to a big bowl, mix, dress and eat.  Featuring in this salad:


-chicory. Lovely bitter leaf, traditionally served cooked in white sauce and ham by Belgians, here shown raw.


-radicchio. red sturdy leaf, again bitter and does well from cooking.  We found it served cooked with some parmesan as an accompaniment to local grilled beef.


- Red onion, raw, thinly sliced


- Courgettes finely sliced


- chunks of Pecorino (sheeps cheese, can be mild or aged)


- Borlotti beans, so very pretty and not out of a can. Sadly they turn from marbled white and pink to sludgy brown when cooked.

Italy: jigsaw caprese

I have no idea what these tomatoes are called, so I shall call them Jigsaw tomatoes.  They are the prettiest things since David Beckham aged 31.  Made up to the classic Caprese salad in the colours of the Italian flag: 

  • Mozzarella (ideally from buffalo milk, mozzarella travels very badly so if you are being perfectionist you could get it from the UK eg Laverstoke)
  • Tomatoes (ideally ones that taste of tomato, not polystyrene, so basically eat in August)
  • Basil (what intelligent thing can I write here about Basil? um, how about this)